Dean's World Google sucking up to Commie China: "I have a simple proposal: the apartheid government in South Africa, in the 1980s, asks internet search engines operating in South Africa to block any sites regarding anyone named Mandela, the African National Congress, the notion of democracy, the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, or even the Declaration of Independence. Google rolls over like a cheap whore and says 'Yes master! You're in charge!' and then tells the rest of us 'hey, we're only complying with local laws and customs.' What's your reaction?

Here's mine: Screw you Larry. Screw you Serge. Screw you Google. I am completely uninterested in doing business with you. You're damned right I'm unreasonable: Guilty as charged!"

Almost convincing.